How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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