If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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