i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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