He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
