My brain says no but my pants say off.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
