Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Damn victory sex feels great
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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