You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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