Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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