I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
