So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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