I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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