after a month anything with tits is on the radar
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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