Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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