No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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