hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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