cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
