that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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