I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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