Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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