I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Holy sore nipples Batman
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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