real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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