he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just want to make out with him forever
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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