just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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