i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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