Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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