she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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