haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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