im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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