yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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