what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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