goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i barfeds in our rink
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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