u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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