Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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