your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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