just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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