It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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