Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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