I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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