if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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