her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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