Have you finally orgasmed yet?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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