It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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