let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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