Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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