The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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