She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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