I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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