okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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