Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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