wakey wakey hands off snakey
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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