is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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