The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Dick very happy bro
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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