You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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