I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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