You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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