whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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