question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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